You may notice that there are a few things about this guy that are, shall we say, um... non-canonical. But he had a LOT of fun! Please excuse the length of load time. I wanted the flavor to come through, complete with little smudges of spooge from all night game sessions.

In the text above you'll notice a few odd references. I'm hoping that the guy who ran the character will elaborate on a few of them (subtle enough?), but until then I'll at least provide this link to expand on the "Friend of Einstein" reference.

[This space reserved for comments by the guy who ran this character, if he dares claim the handwriting!]